Sheriff gets his H2 the way he wants it !

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Even A Sheriff Sometimes Needs German Help

Even a sheriff can sometimes use a little help from Germany: Unusual customer requests are the norm at GeigerCars.de, Europe?s leading tuner of American automobiles. But the request from a Texas sheriff to turn his new emergency vehicle into the world?s fastest police HUMMER, represented a special challenge even for the specialists from GeigerCars.de (www.geigercars.de). After the conversion to the GeigerCars.de 7.0-liter supercharged engine with 700 hp / 515 kW and a peak torque of 904 Nm the black and white HUMMER reaches a top speed of 250 km/h. That should be fast enough for the sheriff to catch just about any speeder...

In order to lend the flashing red-blue light bar and ear-splitting siren more credence the engine specialists from GeigerCars.de installed a supercharged V8 engine with an enlarged displacement of 7.0 liters in the engine bay of the HUMMER H2.

The GeigerCars.de high-performance engine was fitted with a belt-driven supercharger with generously dimensioned intercooler. But that?s not all: The modifications to the engine also include special pistons, a precision-balanced crankshaft and titanium piston rods. The cylinder heads of the V8 engine were re-machined for optimized gas flow and fitted with a sport camshaft and reinforced valvetrain. A special intake system with sport air filter and a fully stainless-steel high-performance exhaust system with high-performance manifolds and metal catalysts round out the conversion.

After reprogramming the engine electronics to calibrate the GeigerCars.de power components the supercharged eight-cylinder engine delivers a maximum power output of 700 hp / 515 kW at 5,500 rpm and produces a peak torque of 904 Nm at 4,260 rpm. Power is transferred to all four wheels via a modified four-speed automatic transmission. Despite a curb weight of 3.1 tons the police HUMMER H2 7.0 Kompressor from GeigerCars.de delivers sports car performance: The sprint from 0 ? 100 km/h takes just 6.5 seconds, top speed is limited electronically to 250 km/h.

This level of performance necessitates numerous GeigerCars.de modifications to the suspension. Immediate eye-catchers are the one-piece forged chrome king-size 10Jx28 wheels with Kumho 325/35 R 28 tires.

In addition GeigerCars.de upgrades the police car with professional suspension and brake tuning. The sport suspension lowers the ride height of the SUV by some 105 millimeters, and offers firmer damper settings. Sport sway bars reduce body roll in fast corners.

The GeigerCars.de high-performance brake system with 380-millimeter perforated and vented discs and eight-piston fixed calipers on the front axle delivers enormous fade-free stopping power.

After transporting the GeigerCars.de police HUMMER H2 7.0 Kompressor back to the US the vehicle will be equipped with state-of-the-art police communication technology and will then serve as the personal emergency vehicle of the county sheriff.
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That's one redneck sherrif you wouldn't want to try some dukes of hazard shit with, a 700bhp tank.

Still, the taxpayer is paying for that?
 
I don't know what police department would ever employ the services of a Geiger H2 but what I do know is THAT SHERIFF IS A PORNSTAR :lol: Just look at him!!
 
:shock: it's a spoof?
why would you need a Hummer H2 with 28inch rimes and 700hp as an emergency vehicule ? this is useless to go offroad and on the road what is the use of a 3 tons truck which is as aerodynamic as my desk and does 2MPG (very usefull for a chase) don't tell me it's because it has got lots of space in the back?! Just buy a RS4 get rid of the limiter and you've got your chase car , if you want offroad abilty as well just order a cayenne Turbo S or an ML63.

6.5 seconds 0-60 not what I'm calling a Police chase car .A guy with a normal M3 would blow him up. :lol:

Useless but yet funny :D
 
I saw the documentary on german TV when Geiger gave the first Hummer like this to the owner. A blond girl... Looked quite cute, as far as I can remember...
 
it all sounded pretty cool until i saw those rims. :?

time to unpimp ze auto!
 
It was even in the Newspaper... He paid for it himself, his wife is pretty loaded...
 
Yeah read about this elsewhere last night. Thought it was a H3? (first story here)

Yeah, those rims are pretty pointless. Well, okay - the whole car is pointless!
Some people really do have more money than brains. Even worse if it's taxpayers money!

But that second photo is quality!
 
So the police department had nothing better to spend a shitload of cash on but this? We don't need safer roads or more police on the beat, we need a freakin' huge pointless pimp-mobile of a police cruiser.

I would love to see that expense report hit the chiefs desk. :lol:
 
The guy does look like a porn star........ :shock:
 
700bhp and 0-60 in 6.5s?! Jesus it must weigh even more than I thought. That's totally obscene! I mean a 120bhp Caterham would piss all over it?! Haha. What a waste of time and resources! Blatently a publicity stunt, but even so....why would you make that car?! Just buy an RS4 Avant instead! Even in standard fit it'll dick all over that hunk o' junk.
 
So what do you figure...his dick is about what, 1 inch long?
 
Just imagine being pulled over by that car and then a cop looking like him steps out and firmly asks to see your drivers licence... How incredibly hard would it be not to burst out laughing?? :lol:
 
imagine him giving you a ticket for to loud exhaust note :lol:
 
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