Show Us Your Pumpkins!

[Susurrate]

That thread title is totally deceiving.

 

[Matt2000]

Here, have a vacuum cleaner to clean the sand out of your vagina. It's even called the Dirt Devil, to put ya in the holiday spirit!

You're welcome.

I have two of those, but I don't use them for that particular purpose.

Halloween ain't huge around here, We sometimes get a pumpkin in but we didn't this year.

Why is it called a holiday anyway, we don't get time off work! Is it the American generic word for anything mildly exciting. How about May Day?