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Stig Introduction Competition

ezrollers

ezrollers

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Following Blaro's post in the Will the Veyron blitz the track record thread, I though it would be fun to have a competition to see who can come up with the funniest Stig introduction.

What do people think?
 
It's just a matter of writing anything nonsensical down:

Some say he has no elbows, others say he eats fluorescent tubes .... etc,
 
Re: your stig introduction competition

Re: your stig introduction competition

ezrollers said:
Following Blaro's post in the Will the Veyron blitz the track record thread, I though it would be fun to have a competition to see who can come up with the funniest Stig introduction.

What do people think?
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By "funniest" you just really mean something so random that it becomes funny right ;)

Ok then, I'll start us off:

"Some say that he is an orphan from Russia and that he was adopted by two-giant amphibian, electro-magnetic fish with one eye. Some say that he was he was transformed into a human by a tube of sticky translucent glue he found in his boarding school in Portugal. All we know is, he is the STIG!"

Hell thats so random, this is one easy competition to play :lol:
 
some say he was born in an egg shell like cold blooded animals, and that he only talks to animals, all we know is, he is the STIG
:p
 
Some say he's got a built-in rollcage. Some say he can't pronounce consonants. All we know is, he's called The STIG!
 
Some say, his earlobes were transplanted from a vampire bat. Others say that he invented the supercharger - while sleeping. All we know is, he's called The STIG!
 
Some say he was born sideways and that he speaks in rpm's... :? (insert weird Clarkson expression). All we know is, he's called The STIG!
 
some say he is a fanboy and drives a riced up civic...All we know is, he's called the STIG
 
some say that he's an undercover oversteer teacher in surrey, and he once married with an exhaust pipe, all we...

some say that he has a carbon fiber dog, and all his fingers are made of magnezium, all we...
 
BerserkerCatSplat said:
Some say, his earlobes were transplanted from a vampire bat. Others say that he invented the supercharger - while sleeping. All we know is, he's called The STIG!
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I've got to admit, that really sounds like something Clarkson would say. Expect it to turn up on an episode near you!
 
Some say that he's covered in feathers, and that his footsteps can set fire to plastic. All we know is...
 
Some say that his tears consists of anti freeze, and that his sneezes can cause a tear in reality. All we know is....
 
i forgot to add mine

some say that his bones are made of aluminium and that his gaze will turn you into stone, all we know is his called The Stig

First one to have his line said by Clarkson wins
 
Some say he has no reflection, and that he only eats from an easy bake oven.....All we know is that he's call the STIG.

Some say he uses sandwich bags for chewing gum, and that he was excommunicated for racing the pope's motorcade...All we know is that he's called the Stig.
 
Some say he cuts James May's hair and that he whitens Richard Hammond's teeth...All we know is that he's called The STIG
 
dutch_designer said:
Some say he was born sideways and that he speaks in rpm's... :? (insert weird Clarkson expression). All we know is, he's called The STIG!
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best one so far!

some of these are way too long.
 
bren_35 said:
Some say he cuts James May's hair and that he whitens Richard Hammond's teeth...All we know is that he's called The STIG
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LMAO!!! I love that one....

Some say his spleen is filled with motor oil, others say that he has an 8 cylinder appendix, all we know is...
 
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