Stig Introduction Competition

rom1n

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United Arab Emirates, Dubai.
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GTR34 '01, M5 04', Patrol '08, G37S '08
Some say his pubic hair glows in dark, and that he has not 2, not 3, but 4 testicals. All we know is, that he's called The Stig.
 

ApexOversteer

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Smoky Tire Mountains, TN
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'64 Meyers Manx - "The Volksdragon"
Some claim his father is in my sig, and that his last birthday cake was decorated with 48 road flares... all we know is...

Some say his CO? emissions rival that of all the cattle in the UK combined, and that he melts in your mouth, not in your hands... all we know is...

Some say yes, he says no, you say stop and he says go, go, go... all we know is...

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matskulainen

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Some say that none of his relatives have visited Glasgow...ever, and that he drove Bonnie & Clyde's getaway vehicle. All we know is...

Some say he lives in Alcatraz's sell B378 and that he sails across the Atlantic in his yacht every day. All we know is...

Most say he has to be Finnish.
 
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pinballdude21

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Boston, MA
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2001 Mercury Sable LS
Some say that he is a school teacher, and that he eats a mini cooper for lunch. All we know is, that he's called The Stig.
 

Stefano1337

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Germany
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Ford Escort
Some say, he once had a romantic moment with a Land Rover, and that both have been out of service for days afterwards. all we know is...
 

chitownjeff

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Location
Chi-town
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'03 Honda accord
Some say he got a bugatti veyron pregnant and that he's the mystery buyer of the Honda F1 team, all we know is that he's called The Stig!
 
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dy246

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Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
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BMW 735i
Some say his ears have a ceramic lining, and that when he snores, it sounds like a twin-screw supercharger. All we know is..........he's called The Gimp
 

vikiradTG2007

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The country UKIP is scared of
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Working on it
Some say that he unearthed Saddam's hide-out while driving a Bowler Wildcat through Iraq, and that al-Qaida is scared of attacking a racetrack because they know that he will always be there to smash them up with an Aston Martin DBR9.

All we know is, he's called...
 

shellygrrl

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Maine
Some say the real reason he stormed out of the New Zealand press conference was because he was told all the sheep were shipped off to Tasmania; and that he is Ev?'s father.

All we know is...
 

SchumacherM

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Slovenia
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Fiat Stilo 1.8 16V
Some say his biro never leaks and that he once untangled the Gordian knot... all we know is...
 

TopGearNorthAmerica

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Ottawa, ON, Canada
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2007 Honda Civic LX Coupe
Some say . . . that our government failed to trade him to the U.S. because he was too slow a driver.
And . . . that his favorite pet is a cat made out of Lego.
All we know is . . .
 

steverado87

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Wayne, NJ; The Colonies
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'98 VW Jetta
Some say that his helmet needs to be rotated every 7,000 miles and that he is banned in the North for double parking a Smart car....in a lake. All we know is...he's called the Stig!
 

MadCat360

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Mazda Raceway
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*Carless* Waaahhh
Some say that his highest ambition is to have an official Apple logo on his forehead, and that his earwax tastes of Pirelli. All we know is...
 

A7XFan22

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Atlanta, Georgia
Some say that he once owned a 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom house in Antarctica; and that he has a severe hatred towards people whose name begins with "R" and ends in "Ichard."
 

turbokompressor

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Bucuresti,Romania
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Lambor...Daewoo Lanos,DucatiMonsterDark
some say he is the founding president of the Morris Marina Club...and that he is soon to be replaced by Jeremy Clarkson...all we know is: they could be wrong!
 
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