Some say his brain consists of a turbo intercooler, others say his real name is John and that he lives in the countryside with his wife and two children. All we know is he's called The Stig...
Some say that if he stuck his fingers in a power outlet, the world?s energy problems would be solved and he knows the location of the Triforce. (you know the rest)
Some say the he is in fact the cause of global warming, others say that if someone complained about him then he go round and shove the complainer's phone right up their ridiculously retentive arses...
Some Say that he created the Piccadilly Line underground using just his teeth, and that he once ate a giraffe with chips and peas! *looks left and right* All we know is...he's called The Stig!
Some say that a small strand of his DNA is can be found behind the instrument panel of every Koenigsegg CCX, others say he passes solids that taste like chicken. All we know is ...