Some say his ears have a ceramic lining, and that when he snores, it sounds like a twin-screw supercharger. All we know is..........he's called The Gimp
Some say that he unearthed Saddam's hide-out while driving a Bowler Wildcat through Iraq, and that al-Qaida is scared of attacking a racetrack because they know that he will always be there to smash them up with an Aston Martin DBR9.
Some say the real reason he stormed out of the New Zealand press conference was because he was told all the sheep were shipped off to Tasmania; and that he is Ev?'s father.
Some say . . . that our government failed to trade him to the U.S. because he was too slow a driver.
And . . . that his favorite pet is a cat made out of Lego.
All we know is . . .
Some say that his helmet needs to be rotated every 7,000 miles and that he is banned in the North for double parking a Smart car....in a lake. All we know is...he's called the Stig!
Some say that he once owned a 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom house in Antarctica; and that he has a severe hatred towards people whose name begins with "R" and ends in "Ichard."
Some say that he once owned a 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom house in Antarctica; and that he has a severe hatred towards people whose name begins with "R" and ends in "Ichard Ubens."
some say he is the founding president of the Morris Marina Club...and that he is soon to be replaced by Jeremy Clarkson...all we know is: they could be wrong!