Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction 2.0

watisdis

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Tucson, Arizona was probably not the best place to watch the game last night. Partly because of the disappointing result, but mostly because of the huge, flapping penis.

With under three minutes left and just after Larry Fitzgerald's heroic comeback(ish) touchdown for the Cardinals, the video feed abruptly switched to a scene from stablemate channel Club Jenna, treating viewers to the sight of seemingly omnipresent porn guy Evan Stone swinging his junk around like a maniac. This interlude lasted about 30 seconds.

LULZ
 
Narrator: Tyler was a night person. While the rest of us were sleeping, he worked. He had one part time job as a projectionist. See, a movie doesn't come all on one big reel. It comes on a few. So someone has to be there to switch the projectors at the exact moment that one reel ends and the next one begins. If you look for it, you can see these little dots come into the upper right-hand corner of the screen.
Tyler Durden: In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
Narrator: That's the cue for a changeover. He flips the projectors, the movie keeps right on going, and nobody in the audience has any idea.
Tyler Durden: And why would anyone want this shit job?
Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.
Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.
Narrator: So when the snooty cat and the courageous dog with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did.
Tyler Durden: A nice, big cock ?
Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
 
That really is one of the funniest sports moment of all time. Feel a bit bad for the Tuscon parents who had some explaining to do, mind...
 
When we were watching that, my friends were like "did that just happen? Did his junk get all over the camera?"
"yes. yes it did"
 
reading further it would appear that the credits from a porn film appeared on the screen before that happened as well, which makes it sounds like a hack. Beats Rick Astley, I guess...
 
Just had to quote this from the article...
(emphasis mine)

The Super Bowl was being shown locally on KVOA. The station sends its signals ? both standard definition and high definition ? to Cox Communications, which then sends the signals to Comcast, station president Gary Nielsen said.
 
Some of the comments are great;

This was disgusting and heads should roll

Yes because murdering everybody who works for a company that was the butt end of a joke is the reasonable thing to do, she goes on to mentioned she is a 1st grade teacher. It's a good thing we have people like that teaching children.

OMG! I am SOOO angry about this. I don't think I will be watching the super bowl anymore

So it's the NFL's fault 1 provider in a city that isn't big enough to have a single pro team showed some wang? If something like this turns you off of the superbowl it's not like you were even a fan.

I had a 5 yr old and a 2 yr old watching the game with us. Come on now what the heck were they thinking?

This person apparently thinks Comcast wanted to do it?
 
dude D:
I suddenly like sports. Can there be more penis in sports please?
 
Love it.
 
:roflmao:
 
:lmao: This sure makes Janet Jackson's incident look tame.
 
strange thing is that the Janet Jackson thing appeared all over the news here in the uk when it happened. There has been nothing about this in the news over here, first i heard of it was when i saw it on here.
 
strange thing is that the Janet Jackson thing appeared all over the news here in the uk when it happened. There has been nothing about this in the news over here, first i heard of it was when i saw it on here.

Well they were kind of different, Janet's boob came out at the half time show at the actual game so EVERYBODY who was watching it live saw it. This was only shown in 1 city on 1 feed. 50m+ viewers seeing Janet compared to ~100k who saw this.
 
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