rickhamilton620
has a fetish for terrible cars
fastest I've been in the failturn was 85 on the highway. I don't think it liked it liked it very much so I could see why limits were lower.
fastest I've been in the failturn was 85 on the highway. I don't think it liked it liked it very much so I could see why limits were lower.
Germans looooove terrible American music for some reason. In fact, Germany is the only reason why David Hasselhoff still has a career; any time he releases an album, half of Germany buys it immediately.
The other half buys it within a couple of months.
His latest release to make it into the German top ten was in 1990. I'd rather blame things such as American talent shows giving him a major spotlight for years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hasselhoff#Discography
Should Hasselhoff take the stage at the music awards with a bit more irony, he might go a long way toward making up for past misdeeds -- such as the jacket bedecked with mini-light bulbs and the piano-keyboard scarf he was wearing in 1989. He might even help change the world's opinion on Germany's well-documented humor deficit.
Congratulations for proving once again that Germans have zero sense of humor.
Yes, I was exaggerating for effect.
Should we perhaps introduce 'joke' tags for our German members?
when a German posts a video with equally awful but more recent American pop music, what are the rest of us supposed to think?
I would, however, point out that when "The Hoff" goes touring, he can't sell out a 5 table cantina in the US but he still draws large crowds in Germany. Why would that be?
Only an American with a two second attention span could choose to ignore the video and only respond to the irrelevant audio.
Because it's yet another made-up fact. Apparently his grand finale drew 1900 people that's not a large crowd, our comedians can draw live audiences of 70000 in a single show.
You see, you think you're funny.
Compared to the 12 people I saw at one of his 'big hotel shows' here in Vegas when I stuck my head into the room, yeah, sorry, that's a big crowd. Assuming those 1900 people paid, oh, the equivalent of $20 apiece to get in, 'the Hoff' made a minimum of $20K out of that one night, not bad.
Haven't you two got some maths/cat photography to be getting on with?
He had millions of US viewers for years as some horrible talent show judge, I bet he made more than $20k on that.
He had millions of US viewers for years as some horrible talent show judge, I bet he made more than $20k on that.
Shush, Spectre Euro-baiting is serious lulz.
three years
Can't you for once get your facts straight?
Der Hoffmeister was only on America's Got (No) Talent from 06-09.
However, if you think four summer seasons on a summer show are indicative of Americans liking all of the hosts, you're sadly mistaken.
I did my math wrong, it's late for me.
You think 1900 Germans coming to a show means all Germans like him, but I'm mistaken when double-digit millions of Americans watch him for four years means Americans like him. https://pic.armedcats.net/n/na/narf/2011/09/02/crazy.gif
Sane adults should be able to count to four at every time of day.
Try it after being up for 27 hours. Not so simple.
Anyway, for some reason, I was thinking 2009-2006 = 3.
http://forums.finalgear.com/general...tomotive-edition-30047/page-1279/#post1750342
The reason why you were thinking "2009 - 2006 = 3" is because for once your math is correct, 2009 - 2006 does indeed equal 3
Yeah, I'm not German, my sense of humor was not genetically selected out and replaced with a math module.
Will you two just get a room already?
Actually, connecting character traits to genetic properties of a group of people makes you very mid-20th century German.