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TG Charity Go Karting Gossip

Electrastar~Indochine

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Needless to say, I'm genetically programmed to seek out and enjoy gossip. So when my old man pointed out that Clarkson's written this little snippet for The Sun, I stole his paper to scan it h?h?h?!

http://img307.imageshack.**/img307/5393/currantbun2409056mo.jpg

So, if Mr Beeb is mooching about, perhaps y'all could fill us in with more juicy gossip. Who got off with who, who stole what, who got blindingly drunk and fell over etc etc?

We do now know, who wasn't there. :mrgreen:
 
May radar...
sonar.gif
 
Yeah, that's more like it. :lol:

\\\EDIT///
Oh, and stop pressing refresh every 15 seconds... :p
 
Moi? Refresh? Tsk tsk, I'm just quicker that a bolt of lightning. I've been and posted the same scan elsewhere and come back here just as you posted. Or at least, your post landed somewhere between me opening up the forum index and clicking on TG General. :unsure:

So many browsers open, so many programs running ..... oh yeah ..... multitasking, that's the word teeheehee :woot:
 
Electrastar~Indochine said:
Moi? Refresh? Tsk tsk, I'm just quicker that a bolt of lightning. I've been and posted the same scan elsewhere and come back here just as you posted. Or at least, your post landed somewhere between me opening up the forum index and clicking on TG General. :unsure:

So many browsers open, so many programs running ..... oh yeah ..... multitasking, that's the word teeheehee :woot:

I'll try to remember posting a PrintScreen of my multitasking at its top...
 
He prolly couldn't find the way :lol:
 
^ There's a song in there somewhere...(last two posts)
 
^Hehe :whistle:
 
Oh May, Oh May, Oh May
He couldn?t find the way
To ride in little go-karts
James had clearly gone astray

Had May gone to play?
At the fairground by the bay
I saw him by the dodgems
Then he swiftly ran away

Up the M1 motorway
He drove all night, all day
To pick up his mate Hammond
And travel to Norway

The boat began to sway
On the sea so dark and grey
The little one was very sick
Not far from Stornoway*

Would they be castaway?
Top Gear?s Hammond and May
They called for Mr Clarkson
He would surely save the day

But Jezza wouldn?t say
If he?d pick them up halfway
For he was still at Dunsfold
Driving down the big runway

So the moral for today
Is you always have to pay
For ancient little Jaguars
That James sells on eBay



* Yes, I know that Stornoway is not in the direction of Norway, but it rhymes, so nah!
 
:jawdrop:

And I thought I needed to get out more...
 
Top Gear Girl said:
Not tall or small, process of illumination, James May.

Oh dear, I am disappointed at James.

1: Had already been established that it was May.
2: Elimination, not illumination ;)
 
Nice lyrics... :lol:

Oh, and here's the multitasking picture (a small sample)...

http://img371.imageshack.**/img371/2294/mt3sb.th.jpg
 
Electrastar~Indochine said:
Hands up, I'm a geek with no life. I admit it. :cry:
I've been waiting for an excuse to use this:
:comfort:
8)
 
BlaRo said:
Electrastar~Indochine said:
Hands up, I'm a geek with no life. I admit it. :cry:
I've been waiting for an excuse to use this:
:comfort:
8)

Yeah, right, you just want some action :p

Gotta give kudos to Electrasar, though, that's some talent there...er...sort of :lol:

I was never that good at writing poems, let alone with that many stanzas...
 
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