The "Ban the Person Above You" Game

Banned because I was going to post that.

(Oh, mclarensmps, you're lucky I didn't post Michael Jackson.:p)
Banned for almost overreacting.
Banned for craving pistons.
Banned because you're not a moderator, you have no power to exercise, and we are all just a couple of bored interneters pretending to ban each other.
Banned for giving me extremely limited options on what to have for dessert.
Banned for listening to animals.
Banned for never promoting meat. Delicious meat.