The "Ban the Person Above You" Game

Banned for insomnia
 
Banned for not sleeping more than you need.
 
Hey! You're banned! Because.....zzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZ
 
I lay the ban-ana on you!
 
Banned for losing your sense of whimsy and denying your inner child.
 
Blood turning black, the change has begun
Feeling the hatred of all damned in hell
Flesh starts to burn, twist and deform
Eyes dripping blood realization of death
Transforming of five toes to two
Learn the sacred words of praise, hail Satan

Slayer says: BANNED!!
 
All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
say you're banned from all
 
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ban.
 
Banned for deriding spam
 
Banned for lack of full-stop in your post above.
 
Banned for Nrammer Gazism.
 
Banned for sad looking tail lights of the Sentra.
 
Banned for failing to properly describe the powers of the crystal skull
 
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