The "Ban the Person Above You" Game

*stands behind vikirad with a turntable and busts a beat while scratching the word "Banned"*

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Banned for using rusty nails and then not even actually doing nay Banning with them! Now LurkerPatrol has a horribley infected face for nothing!
 
Banned because there is no awesome in Oklahoma, only homo.
 
Banned for not explaining what specifically was annoying to you about Initial D: First Stage, and thus making it impossible to state which, if any, of the later stages were better in that regard.
 
Banned for usage of obscure contractions like IBTL.
 
Banned for repeating said "obscure contraction" when it is actually an acronym.
 
Banned for something or other.
 
Banned for being unspecific about what you're banning another person for.
 
a boisterous colossal deafening expansive fierce grumpy hollow immense jittery knotted lavish macabre nebulous omniscient painstaking questionable remarkable sophisticated tricky uppity versed whimsical yummy zany ban for you sir
 
Banned for over using adjectives, which I believe is actually illegal under Australian law...
 
B is for Better get packing
A is for asshole
N is for newbie
N is for noooooooobie
E is for Eggselent
D is for duuuude you just got Banned
 
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