The best ever Clarkson,Hammond and May Quotes

rjvracing said:
From the news in episode 05x02, its a long one but one of the best rants ever

May - Talking about Bill Bryson (an american who leads the council for the protection of rural England)

If there's one thing I can't stand, its beardy, sanctimonious, patronising Americans in tartan trousers coming to England trying to persuade us to turn it into a museum. He wants the East-End full of cheeky Cotney chaps pushing wheelbarrows full of eels and he wants Northerners to be industrialists with big braces and blokes dying of the consumption. "Morning Bill, i've got the consumption its traditional alright." Bill, if you're watching ok, you won't be watching obviously because we're not talking about steam engines or longboats or bear-baiting, but if you happened to have tuned in by mistake, we're not interested in your views of stupid americans who come over here with their big video cameras saying "Gee I love your history its just so old", SOD OFF.
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I love this quote, but it did get posted before you know ;)
http://forum.finalgear.com/viewtopic.php?p=220514#220514
 
Clarkson had anice quote when they were talking about the Top Gear Survey the last time:

...fin out if your car is any good, or French!
 
hajj said:
rjvracing said:
From the news in episode 05x02, its a long one but one of the best rants ever

May - Talking about Bill Bryson (an american who leads the council for the protection of rural England)

If there's one thing I can't stand, its beardy, sanctimonious, patronising Americans in tartan trousers coming to England trying to persuade us to turn it into a museum. He wants the East-End full of cheeky Cotney chaps pushing wheelbarrows full of eels and he wants Northerners to be industrialists with big braces and blokes dying of the consumption. "Morning Bill, i've got the consumption its traditional alright." Bill, if you're watching ok, you won't be watching obviously because we're not talking about steam engines or longboats or bear-baiting, but if you happened to have tuned in by mistake, we're not interested in your views of stupid americans who come over here with their big video cameras saying "Gee I love your history its just so old", SOD OFF.
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I love this quote, but it did get posted before you know ;)
http://forum.finalgear.com/viewtopic.php?p=220514#220514
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ah crap :wall:
 
Favorite JC quotes:
1) "You see, to me, Ferrari is a scaled-down version of god. And the Porsche 911 is a jumped-up VW Beetle" - 360CS vs 911 GT3 RS
2) "Our father that are in heaven, I'll be there in a minute" - old test of the XJS220
3) "The worst car I have ever driven in my life was a Russian jeep in 1996 in Shangai. And the critical part of that sentence is the word 'was' " - Test of the US Ford pick-up.
4) when asked by Hammond why he didn't go receive the award for the best non-american non-scripted show, replied "I was too busy writting the script for tonight's show"

Favorite JM quotes:
1) "Oh, cock"
2) "The Hyundai Accident"

I can't really remember any Hammond quotes by heart :oops:
 
I was watching a few old episodes yesterday and came over this one. It's in the news segment of S06E01.

JM: Buy a Rover! We can say that now that they've gone bust..

Perhaps not the best quote, but the way he said it was great :D
 
Themis said:
2) "Our father that are in heaven, I'll be there in a minute" - old test of the XJS220
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BWAHAHA!, what Episode was that?

Oh and:

Clarkson: "The Cockster's windows are said to be Hydrophobic....I think that means they've got Rabies."
 
JC: The Tuareg is just a Porche Cayenne with the word Porche crossed out and the word Volkswagen writen in Crayon.

Love that line. I had to create an account just so that I could post it!

- Joshua
 
What - no "We are, in fact, at the cutting edge of cocking about" (Hamster) after last night? :)
 
Hammond on the Champs Elysee goin "Yeah Shove-In" lmfao! in a french accent.

and now one from me (AJ) "Did you know that the french are the only nation to have ever lost a war to the italians twice, and you cant really blame germany for taking their *cough* Traditional Route of invading france" (by traditional i mean france put its entire army at a certain part of this wall, neglecting the sides, so the germans drove around it ..... twice )
 
A Hamster quote

A Hamster quote

"Indeed, the greyhound is the second fastest accelerating animal on the planet. The first is the cheetah ... but, they're a bit scary."

 
S7E6
JC: "I know my way around this brand new track because I've done it on an XPlayBoxStation or whatever it was."

JC: "Aston Martin DB9. That's not really a racing car, that's just pornography."
 
Just for Reboot:

"We are at the cutting edge of Cocking about" - Hammond

Though I got a better kick out of
"What we're doing next" - clarkson
"what?" -hamster
"That!" - Clarkson
"I'm Staying!" - Hamster
 
"It's a full three inches longer than a Landrover Discovery, and it's a full three percent uglier than a troll".

May about the Q7
 
Beni said:
"It's a full three inches longer than a Landrover Discovery, and it's a full three percent uglier than a troll".

May about the Q7
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Yeah, I found that quite funny too
 
Clarkson introducing the Range Rover Sport:

"They say that making it was a challenge. And I'm not surprised, because things which are tall, are not sporty. (pointing at himself:) I know this."

:happy:
 
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