The best ever Clarkson,Hammond and May Quotes

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Hammond - tuokooL
 
jeremy clarkson : how hard caan it be?
ross kemp: when i get out of here i'm gonna hurt you
Jeremy Clarkson: Some say that the drinks cabinet in his car contains fourteen different types of custard and that while he has been known to leave his house in a bit of a hurry, he's never once hit a fire hydrant. All we know is he's called the Stig.
Jeremy Clarkson: He said the other day when I said I was going to set my dog on his cat: 'oh it won't be able to do it'.

James May: What, your gay dog comes round to see my cat? Get his bloody head kicked in.
RH : are we sure this is the right way?
JC : sorry hamond im following may
RH : you do know what you just said don't you?
 
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Whoops, sorry forgot to spoiler for people who haven't watched HIGNFY yet!

EDIT: unspoiled, time's up!

"You can suck a real hamster quite safely" James on HIGNFY :blink:

That's wrong on soooo many levels! :lol:
 
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While James is driving through Beverly Hills in the Honda FCX Clarity [Fuel Cell] and he sees a Toyota Prius:

"Prius...Sucker"
 
Jeremy on the Renault Twingo Sport:
"It?s so nimble and agile. It?s like driving a Mosquito! Not literally of course Mr Needam. It?s impossible to drive an insect and to cruel to even try."
 
i really like the one when they were talking about Darling and Ladyman :lol:
 
"James was suspiciously skilled with the Vaseline and condoms."
 
Except you can't use petroleum-based products with latex....
Not that I know much, I'm not married and am therefore a virgin ;)
 
Except you can't use petroleum-based products with latex....
Not that I know much, I'm not married and am therefore a virgin ;)

I'm just curious as to why he had these items with him...

I mean...*thinks*

Download the new episode you stupid computer!!
 
"James was suspiciously skilled with the Vaseline and condoms."

*snicker*

Speaking from experience, Jeremy? ;)
 
Surprised noone has yet weighed in with James from 14x06

And no crashing into me every time we stop. It stopped being funny three series ago.
 
^ James armed with machete FTW! *cackle*
 
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