JM: Now for the news, now its a shame Jeremy didn't like the 350Z, i wondered if he would be interested in the 350Z watch, its a big watch with a small face on it.
The Bloopers version (after Jeremy messes up the take because he barked his shin trying to get up on the stage.), of course, is:
JM: Now, for the news. Now it's been officially announced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an arse.
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Richard: the oversteer/understeer explanation, of course.
JC: [regarding the Impreza Turbo] It's a very good car, and if they don't put that in 'classic', one of them's going to be going home with
that [holds aloft microphone] buried
deep inside them."
***EDIT: And since both the James and Richard quotes had been posted before, i give you a bit from the Uncut news 10x01:
JM: I can multitask.
JC: You can multitask.
JM:Yeah.
JC: Yeah, I've seen you, putting your make-up on.
JM: Yep.
RH: And driving.
JC: And driving.
JM: I've seen you multitask and driving.
RH: No, you can't talk about that on telly!
JC: And that's
not in the highway code....I mean 'wank'.
RH: It doesn't say anything about wanking in your Lambo?
JC: Sometimes on a long voyage there's nothing else to do. *fake yawns*
RH: To pass the time. 'Should I have a coffee or...?' *cracks up* We may have got slightly sidetracked there, sorry.
JM: Yeah, but the people who wrote the highway code thing, the ones who say 'if you feel tired pull off at the motorway services'--
JC: Pull off! *cracks up*