The best ever Clarkson,Hammond and May Quotes

I am listing to this now i think the sports guy is getting more and more fed up with them:lol:

that whole radiosegment was probably the funniest thing i have ever seen...

Hammond on Clarkson :

"he's not just reporting on the traffic.....he's bossing it about"
 
Clarkson:
"Jag?s supercharged V8 provides you with the power of the Hoover Dam and the smoothness of Natalie Portman?s inner thigh"

:D Nice
 
African Special:

Jezza is pointing at something in the salt flats
Jezza-"This is where they (flamingos) come to breed"
Hammy-That's breeding is it?"
*camera closes up to what he is pointing at.....a flamingo's skeleton*
James-"It's a fossil"
Jezza-"Yes, I know it-"
James-"I meant you"

Hammy asks Jezza to distract James while he steals the knobs from James' car.
Hammy-"I've taken all his knobs"
Jezza-"Now there's only one knob left in the car"
 
I was pretty sure i left a comment here last night, now it seems to be gone?
Weird.....I should never post again when i am sober.

*edit*

found it.....in the wrong topic....now how in the hell did I manage to do that?
 
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African Special:

Jezza is pointing at something in the salt flats
Jezza-"This is where they (flamingos) come to breed"
Hammy-That's breeding is it?"
*camera closes up to what he is pointing at.....a flamingo's skeleton*
James-"It's a fossil"
Jezza-"Yes, I know it-"
James-"I meant you"

Hammy asks Jezza to distract James while he steals the knobs from James' car.
Hammy-"I've taken all his knobs"
Jezza-"Now there's only one knob left in the car"
Flamingos? :lol:
They're Ostriches.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ostrich
as compared to
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamingo
 
They called it a flamingo in the clip, didn't they?

Hammy was talking about how much they hated them....

And then they found the ostrich prints.


:blink:
 
During the British Leyland Challenge

*Richard heads off for a power lap in his Triumph*
Jezza-"My washing machine moves around my kitchen faster than that car!!"


The Burnt Cool Wall segment Series10Ep1
Jezza-"And we'll start off with this! {burnt card}...er...Is that a ..."
Hamster-"Is it a Golf?!"
Jezza-"No, I think it's an Alpha"
*Heads out to the audience*
Jezza-"What do you think this is?"
Guy in audience-"It's an Audi"
Jezza-":blink:...How EMPTY is your life that you can get an Audi out of THAT??! This is useless"
Ham-"It's not going to work, we can put them up but...what's the point?"
Jezza-"When Vicki Butler-Henderson burnt down the Cool Wall she thought she ruined us, but we will continue on, because we still ha-she didn't b- JAMES MAY HASN'T BEEN BURNT!!"
 
season 12 episode 5, during the M3 v. IS-F review
Jezza is powersliding about in the Lexus - "It's just so out of character for a Lexus, it's like Mr. Darcy walking out of the lake and machine-gunning a fluffy kitten...for fun!"
 
*Richard is giving a slide show in an effort to illustrate the brilliance of his M3 to Jezza*
Jeremy-"You don't use powerpoints and charts to make decisions!
'What do you want for dinner?' 'Well let me take out my laptop and I'll check. As you can see on this bar chart, 7% of my wants Shepards pie, but 45% of me wants lamb chops. Now if you compare this to last years findings..."
Ham-"Shut UP!!"

James-"Yes!! My gear stick has the biggest diameter knob!!"
 
^ he is the one with the 1.2 Litre Fiat Panda though...

(Had to be said, it is a funny news segment that one.)
 
Haha, very true, brydiem!


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James: What do they do in golf? They do this, don't they?
Hamster: Oh god... it's like his pre-flight checks all over again.
Jeremy (to Hamster): Let's kill him. I'm going to kill him.
 
sry, too sleepy to read all 36 pages....

One of the best one for me is :

JC : I get my milk from the back of a cow
RH : Thats not milk!

;D
 
Polar Special

Jeremy: Who do you think is going to win this race?

James: I think we're all gonna die.
 
Jezza-"I think Koenigsegg (sp) is Swedish for...."Oh no! My head's exploded!!"
 
Jezza-"I think Koenigsegg (sp) is Swedish for...."Oh no! My head's just exploded!!"
:p

07x02

Ian Wright: The Stig's the man, man...
You can't see him, which is really weird - just talking to a helmet all the time... ehmm... which is something I...

JC: That's what, Richard Hammond talks to my helmet all the time!

:lmao:
 
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