The best ever Clarkson,Hammond and May Quotes

SheerTerror said:
May "No it's not a Kit Car it's a Maserati you Philistine"

Lamborghini, you mean. And I think James May uses punctuation. Just saying. ;)
 
SheerTerror said:
You're a cunt.

Just saying.
Thank you, I'm sure that was worth the effort to register. Brilliant.

Just saying.
 
I am too young to be reading words like that :shock: :D
 
We'll probably never see this guy again.

Just Saying. <-- I think that should be the new Finalgear Cliche.
 
The news, S02E05, talking about 2Honads Top Tips" against road rage:

Hammond: ""Do not raise to any challenges while you are driving".. Well.. I Could duel!"
JC (Standing up, standing in a "sword fighting position"): "?n garde!"
Hammond: "Sir, your driving is annoying me, i demand satisfaction!"
 
"Original BMW CSL, how much did you pay for it Jeremy?" - May
"3000pounds" -JC
"how much did u sell it for?" - May
"2000 pounds" - JC
"How much was it worth a year later?" - May
"12,000 pounds" - JC
"Rule of future classics, Jeremy's selling, you buy" - May


In refrence to the PT cruiser
"It's a friendly face from the country that gave you friendly fire" - JC
 
JC: ?My admiration for Germany as an engineering powerhouse knows no bounds but, my God, I bet Prince Charles gets more laughs talking to his plants.? (via Jalopnik)
 
"Meanwhile, sometime the next afternoon, it was morning" -- JC in Norway, S8 E00 (Winter Olympics).
 
janstett said:
"Meanwhile, sometime the next afternoon, it was morning" -- JC in Norway, S8 E00 (Winter Olympics).

:lol:

heres a good one:

when the cayenne cam out

JC - we didnt test the cayenne because thats exactly what they expected we would do.

you kinda need to see it :lol:
 
"Obviously 'cos I drive a lot of different cars, so you've just got to familiarise yourself with it" when Hammond was hypnotised into not remembering how to drive

"Richard 'Phillip Schofield' Hammond" - JC

"It's like your snowboots were made by that Jimmy Shoes bloke" - JM
 
NoahsGirl said:
"It's like your snowboots were made by that Jimmy Shoes bloke" - JM

I didn't get this joke from the olympic episode ... I blame it on my American-ness, anyone wanna explain?
 
No Boss said:
NoahsGirl said:
"It's like your snowboots were made by that Jimmy Shoes bloke" - JM

I didn't get this joke from the olympic episode ... I blame it on my American-ness, anyone wanna explain?

Jimmy choo makes these really elegant ladies shoes, but snow boots are big and clumsy so if Jimmy Choo was to make snow boots it wouldn't seem right.

That probably doesn't make sense....
 
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