The Darwin Contenders or "The Stupid, It Burns!" Thread

To prove it I'll need to be flying around the world in emirates first class private suites several times.
I’d prefer Singapore Airlines if I were you. Better on board and airport experience (although I certainly can’t comment on first class) and you’d be able to “travel to Asia to get to the bottom of the corona virus conspiracy” as an added bonus. :shifty:
 
The Illuminati are eating babies! To find out I'll need a private jet, 5 star accommodations for me and my research team, a table for 8 at SubliMotion in Ibiza.
At $2,000 a head I think we can get to the bottom of this mystery at a miserly $150,000... What? Yall gave rocket man more and he didn't go half as high as a Cessna Cub!

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Honestly who was dumber on that one the flat earthers or the guy who got his dream of blowing his ass to space.
 
Before Steam-Punk Flat-Earth rocketry hour, the last post in here was in 2012.

Unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers?
 
Before Steam-Punk Flat-Earth rocketry hour, the last post in here was in 2012.

Unearthed from a shallow grave by construction workers?
It never really caught on but this guy was too perfect a contender not to share.
 
i don't care...at least there's action on the forums!
 
Technically it is not a Darwin Awards, but definitely burning stupidity.
 
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