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Shamelessly stolen from the Top Gear forum. :p

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I'm pretty sure that's an electric bike that Schuey is riding, yet the rest of his teams are on racing bikes...lazy bastard :p
 
From (you won't believe this) F1technical:

https://pic.armedcats.net/s/sc/schumacherm/2010/08/01/063_medium.jpg

I was gonna win the GP
until i got high
i was gonna get up and find a win
but then i got high

my championship is still messed up
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

i was gonna go and keep up with Webber (cmon) (check it out)
i couldve cheated
and i couldve passed
but i got high (uh uh)
im waving my hands
and i know why (why man) (yeah heeyyyy)

I was gonna go to the race stewards
before i got high
i was gonna pay the fine
but then i got high
they took my whole paycheck
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladidada dadaa

i wasnt gonna run from Horner
but i was high (im serious man)
i was gonna pull right over and stop
but i was high
now im a parroplegic (hahahaha)
and i know why (why man)
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladidada dadaa

i was gonna drive lucious liz(ohhh)
but then i got high (im serious)
i was gonna drive round and win (ohhhh)
but then i got high (you trippin you trippin)
now im 3rd (ahhhhahaa)
and i know why (turn this s*** off)
cause i got high (keep going, they do that over here)
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

i messed up my entire GP because i got high (go go go)
i lost my win because i got high (go go go say what say what say what)
now im sleeping on the sidewalk
and i know why
cause i got high
because i got high
because i got high

ladadada dadaa

Imma stop singing this song because im high
im singing this whole thing wrong
because im high
and if i dont sell one copy
i dont know why (why man)
cause im high
cause im high
cause im high

(are you really high old man)
lada da dadada
(he really is high man, get jiggy wit it)
skippy dee whaa
 
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Aaaaaannnnnd :+1:

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This is the man who put a miilion on red, and it came up black.
This is the man who moved all this money into gold, just as the clever money moved out.
The is the man who married a sex kitten, just as she turned into a cat.
This is the man who is chuffed to bits that he left Brawn just as they became Mercedes and turned to shit!
 
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''Caption too obvious''
 
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