OK, didn't post one for a while and it is the time of year, so here is the current "news", mainly rubbish probably. (English tabloid press, mainly)
TRANSFER GOSSIP (English)
Chelsea defender David Luiz, 25, is a shock ?30m target for Barcelona and the Spanish giants want to make a move before the transfer window shuts at the end of August.
Full story: Daily Mirror
Tottenham midfielder Rafael Van der Vaart has been linked with a move away from White Hart Lane
Man United are considering a surprise bid for Tottenham midfelder Rafael van der Vaart, 29, as Sir Alex Ferguson looks to bring in more creativity to his squad.
Full story: caughtoffside.com
Tottenham look set to rival Manchester United for Fulham star Moussa Dembele, 25, with Andre Villas-Boas prepared to trigger a ?15m release fee for the midfielder.
Full story: talksport.co.uk
Swansea City boss Michael Laudrup is hopeful of completing the signing of Celtic midfielder Ki Sung-Yueng, 23, this week and bringing in Pablo Hernandez from Valencia.
Full story: Goal.com
West Brom and Everton are battling it out to sign FC Copenhagen left-back Bryan Oviedo, 22.
Full story: Daily Mail
Tottenham are working hard to bring in Shakhtar Donetsk attacking midfielder Willian, 24, but no longer want Internacional striker Leandro Damiao, 23.
Full story: Guardian
West Brom have made a move to sign Blackburn defender Martin Olsson, 24, as left-sided defensive cover.
Full story: Birmingham Mail
Andre Villas-Boas wants to trim his Tottenham squad further after letting defender Michael Dawson, 28, leave the club.
Full story: The Times (subscription)
OTHER GOSSIP
New Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert has banned laptops and mobile phones from the club's Bodymoor Heath training ground.
:lol:
Full story: Daily Mail
Former Manchester United defender Gary Pallister has told fans not to write off his former club despite their 1-0 opening day defeat at Everton.
Full story: Manchester Evening News
AND FINALLY
Treble Olympic sprint champion Usain Bolt has pleaded for the help of Manchester United defender Rio Ferdinand to raise the profile of reggae music.
Full story: Metro
Wat? :lol: