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Devon said:
For those who are unaware, can you point out where Tasmania is?


Nexc0 said:
Damn mainland losers hahaha Less of you down here less of you clogging up the best roads in Australia

and then...

Nexc0 said:
Great article. He makes me proud to be Australian.
AnGuRuSo said:
YOU'RE TASMANIAN!
Nexc0 said:
*sniff* no love......
Austere said:
^ 'cept for your sister.

Oh!
Nexc0 said:
Haha SNAP!!! I'll pay that one.....except she doesn't exist.
HondaF1 said:
So based on that answer if she did exist....

Nexc0, that hole is just getting deeper and deeper mate :D
 

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I REFUSE TO LET THIS THREAD DIE!

So at work today I'm talking to a colleague, I say that I was happy I had my ipod yesterday because I was bored, and her reply was 'what's an ipod'.
:unsure:

Well, for somebody being fifty that's quite normal, no?

She's 22...

....i cant even think of a response to that. its like asking what the internet is

maybe she should move out from under the rock...


 
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I think they have missed the point totally of this thread!! :idiot:
 

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Watched it with a killer hangover half a year ago. So I'm sorry, no, I don't remember the models. :p

And this people is why NASCAR is popular. It's an easy sport to follow when you're drunk... or hung over.

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^^ what's funny about that is that the_finn has no idea what he's talking about. He's equating vtec to turbo, son of a silly person. :D
 

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My dad's 1992 Caravan was stolen twice, a few years ago (2002 and 2003). Not really sure why anyone would want to steal a 10 year old Chrysler minivan, that was starting to fall apart and rust, considering that we also had a newer Camry in our drive right next to it.

MoparMan ?!?!? :lol::mrgreen::mrgreen::lol:
 

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Oh you Aussies. :rolleyes:

/Just kidding.
//I'm like the coolest guy on facebook because I have an Australian friend (watto)
///my friends are jealous.

Yeah, well my roommate was born in Australia, so nyah!

/I might be using him. Which makes me feel like an asshole.
//Not really, Internet infamy is awesome.
///Oh God, I knew I'd become addicted to these damn slashies sometime.
////AHH I CAN'T STOP! THIS WAS INEVITABLE!
/////Damn you No Boss! Nooooooo!
//////Team Rocket blasting off again!

:tease:

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