The Funny Forum Quotes thread

[Viper007Bond]

 

[Cryptopygia]

I JUST WATCHED THE QBE RIVER FIRE FIREWORKS WHICH INCLUDED AN F-111 FIGHTER JET ON AFTERBURNERS AND NOW I THINK BRISBANE IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD!

ADELAIDE IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD AND IM IN THE BIGGEST FONT HERE SO NOBODY CAN OUTDO ME!!

SYDNEY IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD AND MY FONT IS BOLDED AND UNDERLINED MAKING IT EVEN BIGGER MEANER AND HARDER TO OUTDO THAN YOUU!

+ BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol this is way more fun than doing a bio report on enzymes

The boobs won...

 

[HondaF1]

I had no problem with being beaten by Boobs, just as long as I wasn't beaten by LeMans GTR :lol:

 

[mgkdk]

^ Come on... I' german, I don't joke around

 

[Blind_Io]

The F&F really is pornographic: plastic bodywork and nasty paint, with noisy action that goes on too long.

 

[Cryptopygia]

EVERYTHING in the flame war that erupted on this page...

http://forums.finalgear.com/showthread.php?t=11035&page=3

 

[thedguy]

Actually, Quicky was kind enough to PM me GoogleMap directions to her house! However, if I do that I want to arrive in something with 16 cylinders that runs on liquid babies with baby-seal hubcaps and whale fore-skin seats*.

*actually exist- the barstools on the "Christina O" megayacht are covered in whale foreskin.

Barrow a pick-up and shove a few old pushmowers in the bed and fire them up. Go on now and go get you some grudge-booty. :lol:

She's a hippy, I might actually need those push mowers, if you get my drift.

 

[Redliner]

but that's nothing! 50 miles at 70mph is about an hour i think!

 

[zenkidori]

oh damn holy shit.

and I feel somehow honored by being in this thread.

 

[KaJuN]

YES!!!! I finally made it here!

 

[BerserkerCatSplat]

EVERYTHING in the flame war that erupted on this page...

http://forums.finalgear.com/showthread.php?t=11035&page=3

Jesus, I can't believe I missed that thread. A guys goes to bed early and misses all the damned fun!

 

[watto]

Speaking of licking sugar: Here's a hint. Any guy who says he wants to cover you in chocolate, honey or anything else and lick it off has never done it before. By the time he reaches the knees you'll be asleep and he'll be in diabetic shock.

Not to mention, it just makes a terrible mess of the bedsheets. Skip the chocolate, concentrate on the vagina.

 

[zenkidori]

I enjoyed this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6988623.stm

I am outraged at the behaviour of this young man. He is recklessly endangering himself and those around him with his irresponisble attitude to handling his vehicle.

Does somebody have to die before they forgot this crazy nonsense about racing around in supermobiles and just get back to explaining the features of normal cars we might actually be able to buy?

If you don't like it, go watch 5th Gear

 

[IceBone]

Where did you get that from?

 

[zenkidori]

the "what a twit" thread about hammond's shunt during the race. one of the bazilllllllion threads about it.

 

[WellsieTRD]

yay I said something memorable

 

[D-Fence]

<+SolitudeSeraph> Just wait until we invade Iran.
<+SolitudeSeraph> Then the fun starts.
<&swek> Oh, it'll be fun
<&swek> For all of us.
<D-Fence> fun is a variable term...it will be interesting though
<&swek> How much time has bush left? One year?
<+SolitudeSeraph> One year from Jan
<D-Fence> I expect an attack in August 08
<&swek> 2345 trillion deficit, a nuclear war. Here are the keys to the White House Mr. Democrat.
<&swek> You've been punk'd

<+SolitudeSeraph> I don't see how hard it is to train a fucking army.
<+SolitudeSeraph> That's just me though
<&Adunaphel> you don't need training for a fucking army
<&Adunaphel> just make sure the wimmin are hot enough
<&Adunaphel> and the fucking will come naturally

 

[Davetouch]

^ :lol::lol::lol:

I really should check out the chat.

 

[Cryptopygia]

OMG LOLOLOLOL

I GET IT! IT'S FUNNY CUZ IT'S DED!! OLOLOOL.

-1 life point for you.

The image in question is in the original post, but I DO NOT recommend hitting the "go to post" button next to No Boss's username. Really, don't click it unless you just went on a binge and need to vomit.

5: Pull prank on sleeping friend. On a long trip pull into a truck stop/gas sation/wendy's whatever. Park right infront of a tree or pole or something, put the car in N and rev the engine real high and scream at the top of your lungs.

You can click on the one for Punisher Bass, though...

 

[bartboy9891]

If they skimp on the Challenger, I'll change my name from Mopar Man, to GM Man, sell my Ram 3500, and get a Sierra. THAT is how pissed off I'll be.