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Except it's using half-life 2 NPCs which means they're all clothed. Second of all its a link, rather than a direct image so it's your choice to click it or not.

Stop triple posting and acting like a 5 year old for crap's sake.

Back on topic: (I'm going to post this as a link rather than an image and im also going to give it a semi NSFW so that poor little Mr. Toma Alimosh doesn't get upset and poo his diapers).

http://www.break.com/pictures/uncool-breath-mints392962.html

It's a computer generated dude "banging" what looks like a torso infront of a watermelon, all whilst being fully clothed.

How is any of that NSFW?

Well, when you're at school in the computer lab (classroom, during lesson) and some of your classmates are looking over your shoulder (some feminine that you might be hitting on at the moment) and you see an image of two sillouettes one "bent over" the other, before the image even loads fully, you close the damn page, you don't stop to think: "oh, great graphics at that resolution, gee, are they using a condom?" or "oh look it has captions and a golden mellon in it". :lol:

Oh, and I triple-posted because the new box has been giving me headaches, and because of such slow loading times and I was a bit on the run at uni, so I really didn't have time to keep on editing the stuff.
 

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It's a computer generated dude "banging" what looks like a torso infront of a watermelon, all whilst being fully clothed.

How is any of that NSFW?

Lmao I didn't mean that to be a torso, it just came out as one because the hands got all messed up when I was trying to position them.

lol, you can also get a dick of cards, prolly NSFW too :p

Lol mgk. If that company made parts of a ship, would they call it the poop dick? :p
 

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Lmao I didn't mean that to be a torso, it just came out as one because the hands got all messed up when I was trying to position them.



Lol mgk. If that company made parts of a ship, would they call it the poop dick? :p

or a high performance car with a flappy paddle dick box?
 
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or a high performance car with a flappy paddle dick box?

:lol:

I can just imagine a car review now.

This is the Alfa Romeo Bacholerette. The latest from Alfa. It's got a sex liter Vdick engine that produces 350 brake horse radishes.








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Ok I'll admit that my next door neighbors are having a party and smoking weed and I've got my windows fully open so... if you wake up tomorrow and see that and go "wtf" you know why.
 

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Yes that's right. I made that in Garry's mod and neglecting to pose the hands resulted in that.

I also made the following in garry's mod:

http://lurkerpatrol.deviantart.com/art/Fact-Inflamabble-vs-Flammable-65441920

http://lurkerpatrol.deviantart.com/art/Fact-Washing-machines-65442482

http://lurkerpatrol.deviantart.com/art/Traffic-cones-65459797

http://lurkerpatrol.deviantart.com/art/Fact-Not-a-cellphone-65544647

Enjoy :mrgreen:

Edit: Just made this because Jezzabelle loves... well Jezza and I had to tease her about it :evil:

jezzastiggy.png


I've really been on photoshop tonight haven't I?
 
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^ you pointed to dicks in boxes, not your post/the pic. I didnt relate the 2 and never cliked the link, sorry.

But anyways, Ive watched the DVD, good stuff.
 

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Sorry about the truly awful picture quality. There are far more imaginative ones around but it gave me a chuckle.

http://www.armedcats.net/pic/2007/11/05/Image038.jpg
 
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