The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Hahaha, we've got a Power Wheelchair Lady in Calgary named Frieda, she's a local Internet celebrity, although she doesn't know it. She even has her own Facebook group! :lol:

 

[Top Geek]

Whether that's someone who's actually disabled or just someone who's let themself become so fat and lazy they can't be bothered to walk, I'd still be very annoyed by that. Ever heard of a sidewalk?

 

[KaJuN]

What's even more annoying is that even though they're among the stupidest people ever to, um, I guess not walk the earth, it's probably still considered our fault if we hit them with a car. If I ever come across someone doing that they're getting an earful of loud horn.

 

[BerserkerCatSplat]

Whether that's someone who's actually disabled or just someone who's let themself become so fat and lazy they can't be bothered to walk, I'd still be very annoyed by that. Ever heard of a sidewalk?

The ones I've seen are just morbidly obese. They can walk, but they're so goddamn fat they don't bother.

 

[Shawn]

The sad thing is I see these people on a weekly basis... well not that often, but I've seen a motorized chair on the street on more than one occasion.

 

[Austere]

America? Fuck Yeah!

(we'll gloss over the fact that cdbob, berserker and shawn are all Canadian and still claim to see this sort of thing all the time because otherwise it'll ruin the funny)

We'll then go directly to the banana:

 

[TC]

How do you know that picture was from inside the US?

That's a Cadillac Escalade and it's not rolling on DUBs. Suspicious. It's probably Canada.

 

[cdbob]

If we had the superzoom, we would know.

 

[bartboy9891]

Is the sky blue in Canada?

 

[cdbob]

Only in the summer and and late spring.

 

[Shawn]

^ Qualicum Beach, I'm not even sure where that is. It's by Victoria, right?

 

[Peter3hg]

The ones I've seen are just morbidly obese. They can walk, but they're so goddamn fat they don't bother.

It's just old people who use them in the UK which is a bad thing because they usually get these once they can no longer drive. I think I have only ever seen one fat bastard on them.

 

[LP]

We should get that lady an Ariel atom and fix it so that it can never travel below 80 mph.

 

[I'm not Takumi]

 

[CyberMonkey]

I don't get it. Australians don't understand guns?

 

[Davetouch]

:lol: @ The Hydro Powered High Calibre Assault Revolver.

 

[Peter3hg]

I don't get it. Australians don't understand guns?

I don't understand it either.

 

[Austere]

hey, my mate has one of those miniature high-capacity extended-mag saturday night special assault carbine pistols. It's, like, seriously only *this* big but the detail is exquisite!

 

[toma_alimosh]

We should get that lady an Ariel atom and fix it so that it can never travel below 80 mph.

Nah, that won't work, you're replacing a bad thing with another. Seeing as old people are generally not good at driving, would you really want her travelling at 80 mph?

Hydro-powered, eh?

 

[jmsprovan]

wtf?