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Captain Slow Charging
A couple of those make me think "Who doesn't do this?"
That elevator trick is going to save me so much time if it's true
If I send that to a friend of mine, he will have his car decal'd to match!
I wonder if the acne thing actually works...
Acne is mostly caused by pores getting clogged up with , basicly, skingrease (hence why it affects mostly teenagers, as you skin is at its most greasy in your teens) .
A towel usualy has rather large, coarse fibers, when sleeping on a clean one I can imagine it helping by sortoff somewhat sorta kindoff getting that grease out of you pores as you move about and scrape your face against it......
So instead of a face covered in lumps and bumps due to acne, you wake up with lumps and bumps from the pile of the towel?
Try using fabric softener or a tumble dryer
I wonder if the acne thing actually works...
Try using fabric softener or a tumble dryer
Ah yes... fabric softener.
The number one killer of washing machines. It eats them out from the inside.
It might ease the symptoms but it will never eliminate the problem, only medical treatment can do that. No, what you see ads for on tv is not medical treatment. Isotretinoin is (the only recognized) medical treatment.
On a related note has anyone ever noticed that you only wake up with creases in your face from daytime napping and not from a normal night's sleep?
Towels must always be left on the bathroom floor and under no circumstances hung up on the towel rail to dry in order that they will be suitably cold and clammy next time they are required, therefore adding further proof of maleness.
Try using fabric softener or a tumble dryer
As a serving officer of the Man Police I am afraid I am going to have inform you that your mancard has been revoked!
Under section 42 of the Man Act (2003), subsection TG paragraphs F and G any towel used by any man must be at least as abrasive as grade 120 sandpaper. Furthermore no mention must ever be made of its exfoliating properties or any other dermatological benefits. Towels must always be left on the bathroom floor and under no circumstances hung up on the towel rail to dry in order that they will be suitably cold and clammy next time they are required, therefore adding further proof of maleness.