The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

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Charlie: So lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well, we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit.
Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick: Yes ma'am.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 meters.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!
Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
[gestures apprpriately]
Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.

All you need to know in life is top gun quotes.

Two points for the quote, however, you lose 4 points for not realizing that the plane in question is an F-4 Phantom, not an F-14 Tomcat.

Thanks for playing.
 
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If an F-5 or T-38 can pass for MiG then certainly an F-4 can pass for an F-14. :p
 

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I couldn't help it. I had to make this one:

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Charlie: So lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well, we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit.
Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
Maverick: Yes ma'am.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: Um, about 2 meters.
Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
Maverick: Was a nice picture.
Goose: Thanks.
Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!
Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
[gestures apprpriately]
Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.

All you need to know in life is top gun quotes.

Way to go, Top Gun is the best fucking movie ever.
 

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^ Motorcycle! :thumbsup:

What's more is that Days of Thunder is exactly the same movie but with cars!
 

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The average FG member going on family holiday...? :lol:
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You know, I thought the same thing when I saw that one.

Stop being wrong so I can go outside!
 

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I tried going outside earlier but I just didn't like it. It's fucking cold!
 

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Two points for the quote, however, you loose 4 points for not realizing that the plane in question is an F-4 Phantom, not an F-14 Tomcat.

Thanks for playing.

I thought half the enemy planes in top gun wern't what they said they were anyway? :D

Bought it on dvd a few weeks back, need to get around to watching it :D
 

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I thought half the enemy planes in top gun wern't what they said they were anyway? :D

Bought it on dvd a few weeks back, need to get around to watching it :D

Well, the "Russians" flew what they called MiG 28s, and there is no such aircraft. There is a MiG 27 and at the time we knew the Russians had a new fighter coming out so we just assumed it would be a MiG 28. Russia, however, introduced the MiG 29.

Not that it matters, we never could have gotten MiG aircraft to fly for the film anyway. They took a T-38 and an F-5 and painted them up in all-black with a big red star on the tail and passed them off as "MiGs." Most people never knew the difference.

MiG 27 Flogger:
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MiG 29 Fulcrum:
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The American F-5 Tiger (AKA MiG 28 for the film):
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The other plane that played the "MiG 28" was the T-38 Talon, essentially a two-seat version of the F-5.
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^ I watched the dogfight part of Top Gun and that constantly bothered me. I found myself shouting, "THAT'S AN F5 YOU MORONS!!!" An F5 doesn't resemble a Mig even slightly.
 

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I tried going outside earlier but I just didn't like it. It's fucking cold!

That and here there is an inch worth of ice covering the ground. So if I go outside I'll slip, bust my head open and freeze to death while I bleed out. Best to stay inside today... :mrgreen:
 

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I didn't complain (too much) because I love the F-5. I love seeing them in person at airshows; that curve as the intake pinches down to the turbine and flares back out at the exhaust is fantastic. If Audrey Hepburn turned into a plane while she was wearing that little black dress, she would turn into a black F-5.
 

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^ I don't get the second one of the field.

The others are good though.
 
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