So I guess he wasn't wearing a seat belt and managed to climb over the transmission tunnel in record time..., less than 3 seconds to be exact.
Hell, I don't drive a truck so I don't know how the cab's layout is but I certainly can't leap over the tunnel and open the door in one smooth move in my car.
I think it's just his passenger that got out.
Can we get on with it now?At approximately 3 PM, Tuesday, July 2, a 2008 Dodge Ram 2500, pulling a new travel trailer, hit the corner of the Texas State Bank Drive-In on Tenaha Street, causing the complete awning to come to the ground. Luckily, the driver of the Dodge, Mickey Miller, of Garrison and his 10 year old son were able to exit their vehicle uninjured.
According to Miller he was circling the bank to park on the other side when the corner of his travel trailer caught the corner of the bank awning. Next thing he heard was a rumble as the awning started falling against his driver's side door. Somehow he was able to unbuckle the seat beat and exit the other side of his truck as it was falling.
Mark Ivy of Texas State Bank stated that the main lobby would be open for business while the drive-in is being repaired.
While this is SFW, if you are sensitive to flashing lights, strobes or other visual stimulation that may cause seizure, don't click the spoiler tag.
Also, if you laugh at this you will be going to hell, so save me a seat.
/joins you guys in hell because that shit was funneh!
Do you prefer window or aisle?
I'm getting stinging looks from the nerds in the Uni library because I'm lol?ng too much. I'll save everyone else a front row seat.