Burt getting his drink on at Captain Tony's Saloon in Key West, Florida.
After Burt is done banging this hot babe on this here pool table, he is going to round up the gang for a little gay bashing at the gay bars. You see, Burt is one mean son-of-a-bitch !! He even hates his daddy.
Did Burt have something to do with Eric Bottega's Deli in Key West going out of business ?
Eric was not paying Burt protection money so he had his posse piss all over the deli.
Burt about to troll the Key West trailer park for some high class bitches and hoes.
Burt about to do some pimpin' in the hood, but first he needs to get his drink on with a 40.
Burt debating if he should wipe it on the mirror in the airplane bathroom.
Burt really loves to mess with the staff of Northwurst Airlines.
Burt is about to go into the Desert Inn Bar & Restaurant in Yeehaw Junction, Florida to kill some two bit pimp !!
This two bit pimp owes Burt $4,000 in cash money for some bitch that just did not put out enough !! Stupid prude !!
Desert Inn in Yeehaw Junction, Florida to pimp some of his bitches.
After pimping out his hoes, Burt went into the motel office, bitch slapped the caretaker, and cleaned out the till of all cash money.
Burt scouting out the back roads of Western Wisconsin to find a nice place to make meth.
Burts new meth lab is off a side road between Prescott, Wisconsin and Ellsworth, Wisconsin. Check it out, knowing Burt, he has probably got some bitches that screwed him over tied up in the basement for you to have fun with.