I bet you it's really a horse faced skinny kid who...sorta likes basketball, but only plays once every six months. If he actually was a fit, good looking guy he'd probably sorted the problem out with sex a long time ago. If a urologist says nothings wrong THEN NOTHING'S WRONG!
Thank you for talking about that NSFW text enough that I know the main content without reading it myself... (I stopped after a few lines realizing that it could not end well)