I swear to god and all that it holy, I used to work with a guy named Mike Roch.
Also, I helped a customer once who had a great name. I asked his last name, and it was Matelevin. I asked him his first name, and he said "Phillip."
It wasn't until a few hours later when I was working on his transaction that I went through the thought process of "Hmm...Phillip. I have an uncle with that name, and he goes by 'Phil.' Phil....Phillip Matelevin. Wait a fucking minute...his name is Phil Matelevin (Film at Eleven)!" I shit you not, the next time I saw him, I make sure to check his ID and his credit card.
I know his parents named him that and he hates them for it, because he doesn't use that name. He goes by Phillip so hopefully curb some of the constant ribbing be must get for that name!