The Funny Maths Thread.. which sometimes contains mildly amusing pictures

I have now definitely booked my seat on the hellbus. Because of Parkinson's. :lol:
 
Construction workers accidentally unearthed the body from a shallow grave. Because of Parkinson's.
 
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^well it does say "assume the role of a Chinese immigrant, and write a letter".
The dude/dudette did assume the role, but a bit too much, and therefore wrote his letter in Chinese, thus making it impossible for the teacher to read what he wrote in his letter

(wow it sound so much more lame when you have to explain it)
 
This is flying over my head. Could someone explain?

assignment: imagine you're a chinese imigrant, and write a letter home to tell about you experiences...which is what he did :lol:
(don't think it was supposed to be written in chinese ;))
 
Pretty sure it's an english thing, there is a topic in year 5 in most primary schools over here about the gold rush and the Chinese immigration boom focuses is featured heavily. Got to go to a gold mine as an excursion!!!

Or it could be something completely different, I just remember a very similar thing we had to do for homework.
 
Aaah, maybe it's just me because I'm studying Chinese at the moment so that sorta registered as Chinese Homework.
 
Mind translating the rest?

Translated said:
The living condition here is very bad.
The working condition is bad, there're very little benefits.
But don't worry, only 10 people are severly injured each day.
And I'm being very careful.
We opened up a small shop, business is good.
I can only understand a little bit of English,
But I get the gist of what the white people are talking about.
I hope I will succeed. I'm working very hard,
but I will take care of my health.
How are you guys doing?
I miss you guys, I hope we'll meet again.
 
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