But how do I build a pan or get an egg? Damn them! They just want to sell you next weeks issue ... but I?m hungry NOW!!!!
But how do I light the burner? IT DOESN'T SAYYYYYYYY!!!
The instructions are clearly flawed elsewhere as well. You need three beers: two for the burner and one to drink with your meal.
Dear god, what the fuck is that!?
It looks like something our of a bad B-rated horror film, like a lasagna made out of human flesh or something.