Yesyerdat, my co-worker said "Thank god I can't eat what ever I want and still be skinny...I'd be the unhealthiest skinny person around, and die of a heart-attack at 31."
Are we playing "Guess The Thing?" Because in which case, allow me to go first:
1.) an anglerfish's penis
2.) a gangrenous amputee
3.) the final boss of Silent Hill (never played it)
4.) the saddest elephant ever
5.) the next poster's momma