Reminds me of the story of the guy who, while getting his haircut, sent his daughter to the baker next door to get her self a treat while she was waiting for him. She came back a few minutes later, and stood next to her dad and the barber, munching contentedly.
Her Dad looked down at her and said "You're going to get hair on your muffin, darling."
She looked up and said "Yes, Daddy, and big tits too!"