Swek, you grandpa, happy birthday. Hopefully you are right now past several bottles of your favorite drink, lying with 2 hot chicks in your bed, and enjoying a nice relaxing after act cigar. All the best to zee strict yet fair German mod.
I really tried my best but I only got as far as uncountable ammounts of drinks.
I should have known better when one of the guys said "Let got to this place where a mate of mine works as a barkeeper." You're never too old to learn eh? Plus I got a fantastic headache out of it.