The 'I don't like Tesla' Thread

[eizbaer]

Considering they’re „not one of the established Auto makers“, they sure as hell studied the „dumb excuses against recalls“ handbook that seems to come with that...

... I have actually encountered someone on the road that operated their wipers by way of a piece of string through the side windows, so...

 

[jack_christie]

Elon Musk Interview: 1-on-1 with Sandy Munro​

 

[Blind_Io]

Well, it's official, my 188,500 mile 2006 utility Nissan has more working features than some Teslas. At least my defroster works.

 

[leviathan]

Considering they’re „not one of the established Auto makers“, they sure as hell studied the „dumb excuses against recalls“ handbook that seems to come with that...

... I have actually encountered someone on the road that operated their wipers by way of a piece of string through the side windows, so...

I'm almost surprised they didn't go for "you can trigger the defroster via mobile app in case the screen stops working".

 

[DanRoM]

I'm almost surprised they didn't go for "you can trigger the defroster via mobile app in case the screen stops working".

 

[gaasc]

And much like that BMW, it would have a PITA of a learning curve unless you are somehow innately good with it

 

[jack_christie]

Maybe a good idea to keep both hands on steering wheel!

Mt Tesla S75’s driver rear suspension failed while I was driving at highway speed on I-95 north on 1/15/2021. This happened out of blue, no pothole or accident etc. Suddenly, my Tesla MS was jerking violently side to side between lanes after a laud noise. I was somehow able to move this unsteerable car across 3-lane traffic and brought it to stop on the right side medium. This happened on a busy highway before MLK long weekend. Thank the many drivers who managed to avoid hitting us, I miraculously survived this incident but left severely traumatized.

Another front suspension control arm failure

Mt Tesla S75’s driver rear suspension failed while I was driving at highway speed on I-95 north on 1/15/2021. This happened out of blue, no pothole or...

teslamotorsclub.com

 

[Redliner]

"after a laud noise"

HALLELUJAH!

 

[jack_christie]

Chinese regulators call in Tesla over customer complaints​

over reports from consumers about battery fires, unexpected acceleration and failures in over-the-air software updates

Chinese regulators call in Tesla over customer complaints

Chinese government officials have met representatives from U.S. electric carmaker Tesla Inc over reports from consumers about battery fires, unexpected acceleration and failures in over-the-air software updates, a regulator said on Monday.

www.reuters.com

 

[jack_christie]

Tesla FSD Beta 8.1​

 

[Blind_Io]

Chinese regulators call in Tesla over customer complaints

Chinese government officials have met representatives from U.S. electric carmaker Tesla Inc over reports from consumers about battery fires, unexpected acceleration and failures in over-the-air software updates, a regulator said on Monday.

www.reuters.com

Damn, when China is calling you on the carpet about shoddy cars, you know you fucked up.

 

[gaasc]

Meh. It's just if it's someone else's shoddy cars.