The Joke Thread

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My buddies and I just put a band together. We call ourselves 999MB.

We're still waiting for our first gig.
 

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This being the place it is I wouldn't have expected anything less.

I didn't have to Google anything by the way. :D
 

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Only needed to Google one (the Bechdel test).

Not that funny :|
Same here... Then I remembered what it was as I was reading about it, just forgot the name.

Came across this:

Laurie Voss, CTO of npm, proposed a Bechdel test for software. Source code passes this test if it contains a function written by a woman developer which calls a function written by a different woman developer. Press notice was attracted after the U.S. government agency 18F analyzed their own software according to this metric

That was a better joke than some of the ones written in the actual article...
 
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"a woman developer"

Is that even correct? Shouldn't it be "a female developer"?
 

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"a woman developer"

Is that even correct? Shouldn't it be "a female developer"?
Maybee he was developing a new kind of woman? I dunno, I guess one with an offswitch would be kinda nice. :p
 
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so wrong, yet so funny (caus it's true?)
 
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I knew that's what the joke would be if it were a symptom...I just don't recall ever sneezing when I've had a flu. Colds? Sure...
 

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but at least one of them has to be an exhibitionist...
 

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Someone said this out of the blue today at work

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three

One to hold the ladder
One to screw the light bulb
One to lie about the light bulb's energy consumption
 
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