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A priest walks into a bar with a rabbit and an iMac.

The bartender looks up and says "Father, I think your friends are typos."
 
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A priest walks into a bar with a rabbit and an iMac.

The bartender looks up and says "Father, I think your friends are typos."
i needed assistance...but my gf got it!
 
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I grew up in a boring, nondescript Lancashire market town that was however just a little bit like Las Vegas.

You could pay for sex with chips.
 

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So Boris Johnson is celebrating the birth of his sixth child.

Of course that's only counting the ones born in hospital, the real figure may well be much higher.
 

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The problem with Canada is that it could have had British culture, French cooking and American technology, but instead it has American culture, British cooking and French technology.
 
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