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The maths teacher asks the class: "There are 4 birds sitting in a tree, a hunter comes by and shoots one of them, how many are left?"
Peter raises his and and answers: "None, the other birds fly away"
The teacher is astonished and says: "This is maths and the correct answer is 3, but I like the way you think."
Peter smiles and says: "Okay, can I ask you a question?"
The teacher answers yes.
Peter: "Three women go to an ice cream shop and buy an ice cream each. The first licks her ice cream, the second sucks on her ice cream and the third one bites hers. Which of the 3 women are married?"
When the teacher hears the question she blushes a little, gets angry and says: "Young man, I did not become a teacher at this place to listen to your smutty comments."
Peter laughs: "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."
Peter raises his and and answers: "None, the other birds fly away"
The teacher is astonished and says: "This is maths and the correct answer is 3, but I like the way you think."
Peter smiles and says: "Okay, can I ask you a question?"
The teacher answers yes.
Peter: "Three women go to an ice cream shop and buy an ice cream each. The first licks her ice cream, the second sucks on her ice cream and the third one bites hers. Which of the 3 women are married?"
When the teacher hears the question she blushes a little, gets angry and says: "Young man, I did not become a teacher at this place to listen to your smutty comments."
Peter laughs: "The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think."