I am aware. I cry at everything and want everyone else to suffer with me.
Veggies are fine, it's the vegans I'm worried about.
When you meet a girl, and at some point during the conversation she says 'I'm a v.....' alway, ALWAYS run like hell instantly, because it's either vegetarian, vegan or virgin.
The solution to all those 3 problems is: feed her your sausage.