An Unfortunate Discovery
- Feb 17, 2006
- 2020 Tesla Model 3, 1990 Discovery 1 Bobtail
You say that now, but wait until you inadvertently suck up a neighborhood kid or two. As you rot in prison, you'll curse the 1,500W bastard that led to that tragic Summer's day you decided to clean up the Tesla's boot.
I was scared of the vacuum as a kid, maybe it means something.
There was a kids TV show that had a character that I thought was a vacuum cleaner and it scared the shit out of me, I can't remember the show and it probably wasn't a vacuum (the fuzzy memory is something like bagpipes). Same me also wanted and got a handheld mains powered vacuum for Christmas when I was 3 years old (Dirt Devil Handy F1 - a limited edition model with the 1993 McLaren F1 car on the box that doesn't exist according to the internet). No wonder I'm the way I am.