An Unfortunate Discovery
- Feb 17, 2006
- Escaped cows, Englandshire
- 2020 Tesla Model 3, 1990 Discovery 1 Bobtail
I was scared of the vacuum as a kid, maybe it means something.You say that now, but wait until you inadvertently suck up a neighborhood kid or two. As you rot in prison, you'll curse the 1,500W bastard that led to that tragic Summer's day you decided to clean up the Tesla's boot.
There was a kids TV show that had a character that I thought was a vacuum cleaner and it scared the shit out of me, I can't remember the show and it probably wasn't a vacuum (the fuzzy memory is something like bagpipes). Same me also wanted and got a handheld mains powered vacuum for Christmas when I was 3 years old (Dirt Devil Handy F1 - a limited edition model with the 1993 McLaren F1 car on the box that doesn't exist according to the internet). No wonder I'm the way I am.