While I'm here.....CYCLISTS!
we are having the first good wheather of the year last couple off days and sure enough, like flies to a fucking turd here they come, dusting off their iron stead and preparing for a long season of annoying the shit out of everyone else on the road.
cyclist can be divided into 2 categories :
1 : the 'recreational' cyclist, usualy people over 40, on normal bikes happely puttering along at 2km/h in the middle off the goddamn road enyoying the countryside.... they are annoying, but only that, when they are not in your way they seem to obide to the trafficrules and generaly try not to get in trouble.
2 : but then....then there is the coloured condom wearing, racingbikeyielding ,deathdifiying bycicle terrorist, these are usualy male, overweight, and with the sofistication of a shit covered boulder all thinking they are gonna become the next Lance Armstrong if they can just be obnoxious enough.
They race along at breakneck speeds, single, in pairs or in groups of up to atleast 50, their bikes are not in any way streetlegal, they do not obide to any kind of roadrules nore the rules especialy in place for groups of cyclists.
The groups hurl along taking up 2 lanes, even forcing motorists off the roads , and on the rare occasion smaller groups do use the bycicle paths they force other cyclist and pedestrians out off the way, I have seen them almost running over small children who's parents couldent get them out off the way fast enough.
They all do this in the pursuit off something apparantly called a 'cadans' , something normal people have no comprehension off but apparantly it involves driving realy fast, ALL the time whithout stopping or slowing down 'forcing' them to never stop at intersections, run others off the road and so on.... who new sport was this unforgivingly dangerous to everyone else on the road?
This all goes out the window when they come accros some weird guy in a pick-up who has the right off way though....amazing how the little brakes on those tiny bikes get them to stop in such a short distance......the flipped birds, annoyed shouts, the almost falling over , the bumping into eachother......must all be part off the enyoyment off their sport I suppose