Email notifications can go straight to hell.
We use a system called Sprout at work to schedule out social media posts, and ughhh. In Sprout's app, I do not allow push notifications for Instagram posts on my phone. The multi-photo Instagram posts won't post directly from the web interface (thanks, garbage Instagram API!), so they have to be sent through Sprout's app in a weird kind of workaround. Since it's easier to type out text on a computer, this is useful for getting everything in the text just how I'd want it before publishing, and while it's clunky, it works about as well as anything else. Whatever.
But I do not—and will not—have notifications on to tell me I've sent a post. Multi-photo Instagram posts have to be pushed manually into Instagram regardless of whether they're scheduled or not, so it's pointless to schedule them. If I post a multi-photo Instagram post, I am going directly to the app to transfer it over. I do not need a notification to tell me this. I also share this Sprout account with other users and other websites under our parent company, and I do not need notifications when they go to post things, either. Getting interrupted by notifications all day isn't productive, either, and frankly, extraneous dings, banners and pop-ups only get in the way of me focusing on what I need to do and the notifications I actually need to see. I keep most of mine off for this reason.
Sprout decided recently that sending "Push notification failed" emails EVERY TIME I SEND A POST TO THE APP would be "helpful." It is not. Worse yet, this is an admin-level setting that I can't turn off on my own. Who the hell decided this was a good idea? Go to hell. Go straight to hell. The email I actually WANT and CARE ABOUT is getting buried under notifications telling me I have notifications off—again, a deliberate choice I made. Why can't I also determine that all notifications need to stay off on my own? Again, extra email is only a hindrance to EVERYTHING I NEED TO DO.
Explaining this to customer service was bizarre, but to the customer service rep's credit, she was patient and finally figured out that I would have to contact the admin over our account to fix this. Hopefully he's as annoyed with the useless email as I am.