flydiscovery
Well-Known Member
People who refuse to use standard English on a forum requiring such.
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Jehova's Witnesses and similar lowlives.
A few days ago, an old woman accompanied by a girl (teenager) ringed at my door.... yes, at my door. Not the door of the house, they were already in the hallway. I wondered what's up and opened....: "Good day Mr. <myname>, perhaps you'd like to take a look at this" and she holds out a magazine (previously hidden, else I wouldn't have opened the door).... with something Jesus something written on the title. I said "no thanks" and slammed the door shut in her face (well, nearly)... I should have thrown them out of the house...
For what it's worth, that was the first visit ever I got from this kind of people, and I think I should be grateful to be left in peace that much.
People who refuse to use standard English on a forum requiring such.
Slackers in sneakers, baggy pants and hooded sweatshirts, all in dark colour, who slowly walk across the street right in front of you at night, and obviously are too cool to speed up to avoid the end of their lives...
It would really annoy me having to stop and wait for the ambulance because I ran one over, just because they're too lazy to use the zebra crossing or the pedestrian's stoplight fifty meters further down the road...
Maybe next time I hurt one with my side mirror... just a little...
Oops, did I just say that loud?
Having to shop on pension day (yesterday). Fucking PENSION DAY. Somehow my car is still intact after sharing a parking lot with scores of old people in beige Camrys. I also wasn't run over somehow.
Related to that, standing in queues when you desperately need a wee but can't give up your spot 'cause you've already been there for almost half-an-hour. frughgr POST OFFICE I just wanted to get phone credit and get outta there!! The stupid phone shop I usually go to was closed for renovation work and I didn't even know. Bugger.
^ Many a time, I have considered giving the odd slow pedestrian a slight bump. Sadly, I doubt "Might is Right" will be written in to law anytime soon..
Slackers in sneakers, baggy pants and hooded sweatshirts, all in dark colour, who slowly walk across the street right in front of you at night, and obviously are too cool to speed up to avoid the end of their lives...
It would really annoy me having to stop and wait for the ambulance because I ran one over, just because they're too lazy to use the zebra crossing or the pedestrian's stoplight fifty meters further down the road...
Maybe next time I hurt one with my side mirror... just a little...
Oops, did I just say that loud?
Try the screaming brake trick from a safe (but not too far) distance. This should at least draw their attention.
is this you?
"Eat lead, slackers!"