This is the sort of 'design' crap that get's bought by people with 7 jobtitles on their greeting card and 17bachelor degrees yet who cannot hammer a nail into the wall thelmselves.
Told one of those I build my own furniture once, he looked at me with a blank stare, after a few moments he went 'how?'
"How?"
"First of all, put down that gluten-free, non-GMO, free range coffee bean soy latte..."