The Trump Presidency - how I stopped worrying and learned to love the Hair

Y'all do realize that the Democrats shot down bills to pay federal workers during the shutdown, right?
I'd really like to see a reliable, non-partisan source for that.
 
From Trump...

I know, I should know by now that he is completely clueless.



In the beautiful Midwest, windchill temperatures are reaching minus 60 degrees, the coldest ever recorded. In coming days, expected to get even colder. People can’t last outside even for minutes. What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!
 
Guess what guys! We're going to invade Venezuela!!! By god Mr WaddedUpToiletPaperStach wants to declare war on something and if it can't be Iran, he'll settle for somewhere in Latin America!

https://splinternews.com/these-idiots-cant-even-do-a-coup-right-1832139578

Venezuela has a horrible humanitarian crisis and Nicolas Maduro very transparently rigged the election in his favor. I also take offense to the bit about Honduras on the last paragraph. as it leaves out the recovered economy, substantially lower crime rate, and electoral reforms for a more democratic process. It also leaves out Manuel Zelaya and his supporters torching buildings, rioting, looting, calling for insurrection (can't jail him because the press, local or otherwise, will immediately shout 'oppression' and make a living martyr out of him) and overall doing all those things ISO left-wing LatAm wannabe dictators begin doing when things don't go their way.

That being said, invading Venezuela is a very bad idea. They need to sort their stuff out internally. But that is a horrible clickbaity piece of fluff hardly worthy of being called journalism. Also left out of the text is the possibility that this is just a move to strengthen Colombia in case Maduro does the wounded and cornered animal thing. That is actually a reasonable, measured idea. Won't stop people crying out that it's an imperialist crushing on part of the US to stop the glorious socialist economy (Source from 2014 so as to not be accused of using post US-sanction data) or killing and starving the poor venezuelans by stopping the sell of oil (Maduro's idea and it hasn't completely gone through).
 
The tides are caused by the Moon's gravity pulling on the oceans. I hope you already knew that and were being somewhat sarcastic. ;)
 
The tides are caused by the Moon's gravity pulling on the oceans. I hope you already knew that and were being somewhat sarcastic. ;)
BS! There is no moon during the day and there are still tides! (I was making a reference to a well known gaffe by Bill O'Reilly) And yes I did know it, I also understand mechanisms behind climate change and why it causes colder winters
 
Trump: I've ended the nuclear threat in North Korea!

Intelligence Agencies: North Korea continues to pursue their WMD program. Here are a bunch of previously undisclosed missile sites.

Trump: Iran is a major nuclear threat.

Intelligence Agencies. No evidence of them reactivating their nuclear program because the rest of the world is sticking to the deal the US bailed on.

Trump: We've beat ISIS!

Intelligence Agencies: ISIS remains a threat and there is significant intelligence that they will try a resurgence once we pull out.

Rest of the World:. WTF? How can you be on exactly the opposite side of literally every intelligence agency. including your own?!
 
Trump is playing with nukes too. Can't post an article ATM, but the USA will have a new lower power sub missile.

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Trump Administration Begins Production Of A New Nuclear Weapon

The U.S. Department of Energy has started making a new, low-yield nuclear weapon designed to counter Russia.

The National Nuclear Security Administration says production of the weapon, known as the W76-2, has begun at its Pantex Plant in the Texas Panhandle. The fact that the weapon was under production was first shared in an e-mail to the Exchange Monitor, an industry trade magazine, and independently confirmed by NPR.

The weapon is a variant of the Navy's primary submarine-launched nuclear weapon, the W76-1. That warhead is a "strategic weapon," meaning it makes a very big boom. The W76-1 is believed to have a yield of around 100 kilotons, according to Hans Kristensen, director of the nuclear information project at the Federation of American Scientists, an arms control advocacy group. By contrast, the bomb dropped on Hiroshima had a yield of about 15 kilotons.

The Energy Department would not provide details about the W76-2, but it's believed to have a yield of around 5 to 7 kilotons, Kristensen says. That smaller yield is probably created by removing or disabling the secondary stage of the W76-1. The secondary is designed to deliver a large thermonuclear blast triggered by a much smaller nuclear weapon known as the primary. Removing or disabling the secondary while leaving the primary would, in effect, create a smaller weapon.

Last year the Trump administration made the case for the development of a smaller nuclear weapon that could be launched from a submarine. In a document known as the Nuclear Posture Review, the administration claimed that Russia believed its own, smaller nuclear weapons could give it an advantage in a conflict. By using small, tactical nuclear weapons, the thinking goes, Russia could essentially scare NATO into halting a military operation. "[Moscow] mistakenly assesses that the threat of nuclear escalation or actual first use of nuclear weapons would serve to 'de-escalate' a conflict on terms favorable to Russia," the document says.

New, smaller warheads will help balance Russian forces, the report claims. "It will raise the nuclear threshold and help ensure that potential adversaries perceive no possible advantage in limited nuclear escalation, making nuclear employment less likely."

However, Kristensen worries the new warhead could actually make nuclear war far more likely. For one thing, he says, the W76-2 will be launched on the same Trident missile used to launch the much larger W76-1. "It's not like the Russians are going to be sitting there saying, 'Well, let's wait to see this one detonate first. Oh, it's a small mushroom cloud! Well, in that case...'"

And even if they did wait, he says, it would not change the fact that the U.S. would have used a nuclear weapon, however small, in a conflict. "A nuke is a nuke," he says. "Once it's used, the gloves are off."

The National Nuclear Security Administration says its first production unit of the new weapon is underway. It is on track to deliver a small number of weapons to the Navy by October of this year.


 
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Trump is playing with nukes too. Can't post an article ATM, but the USA will have a new lower power sub missile.

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Trump Administration Begins Production Of A New Nuclear Weapon
That one actually makes sense with Russia working on a bunch of new nukes, and sub based nukes are a great deterrent because those subs are very difficult to detect. They can also subsurface launch very close to the target and gtfo before anyone realizes what happened. ICBMs and such while scary take a good 20 minutes to get to target and are relatively easy to detect when launched.
 
That one actually makes sense with Russia working on a bunch of new nukes, and sub based nukes are a great deterrent because those subs are very difficult to detect. They can also subsurface launch very close to the target and gtfo before anyone realizes what happened. ICBMs and such while scary take a good 20 minutes to get to target and are relatively easy to detect when launched.

Only partially true. From what all the Boomers I've talked to have told me, they know that as soon as they launch the whole ocean knows where they are. They pop up on radar, sonar, and launch detection satellites all at once; most of them agree that launching in anger is a suicide mission.

Trump is working hard, as usual. https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-schedule-twitter-pence-intelligence-1311547

Apparently he's doing two things this whole week - an intelligence briefing and lunch. But at least Sanders crawled out from under her bridge for the first Press Briefing in over 40 days; the question everyone is asking is, "did she see her shadow? Do we go another 40 days without a briefing?"
 
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Only partially true. From what all the Boomers I've talked to have told me, they know that as soon as they launch the whole ocean knows where they are. They pop up on radar, sonar, and launch detection satellites all at once; most of them agree that launching in anger is a suicide mission.

Trump is working hard, as usual. https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-schedule-twitter-pence-intelligence-1311547

Apparently he's doing two things this whole week - an intelligence briefing and lunch. But at least Sanders crawled out from under her bridge for the first Press Briefing in over 40 days; the question everyone is asking is, "did she see her shadow? Do we go another 40 days without a briefing?"
Perhaps but it would still be nearly impossible to intercept the missile and while you could probably take out the sub (which isn't going to stay in position as soon as it launches obviously) it's too late.
 
True, it's too late for the target, but the idea of the sub slipping away is kind of a myth. Boomers have to move quite slowly to stay silent, that means that you either make noise as you flee that an enemy can track, or you end up being in the vicinity when the attack subs, ASW aircraft, and destroyers show up.
 
I disagree with estate tax on moral principles, it's double taxation since w/e the estate is would have been already been taxed. Not authorizing back pay is fucked up though.
 
It will be taxed as income if not as inheritance, so what does it matter?
 
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