The Ultimate Car Chase game

who were left in a cloud of smog when Clarkson floored it in his Gallardo Spyder.
 
But he burned out the clutch and had to have his car sent the shop again, so he and May Got into an a very pretty Red Alfa 8C Competizione, and chased after Hammond's Hamster Hand Luggage which our hero had on his bike.
 
But due to May's incompetent speed, they lost our hero. Only to catch up with him once he had been side swiped by another car. But the hero was missing! With the luggage!
 
So the cops looked quite puzzled, mammered on a bit about Manchester United, then went home.
 
To find their houses had also been stolen. They quickly returned to the station to hatch a plan...
 
and passed out.
 
So John McClane was called in to hunt down our protagonist, which caused a lot of conflicts of interest in the writing staff, because John McClane is a protagonist as well, and you can guess what happens when half the staff has seen Live Free or Die Hard about 10 times already.
 
Unfortunately, McClane was run down by an angry finalgear member who can't find a good Triumph GT6 in his country and decided to destroy a random actor.
 
While May filled out the insurance papers. Clarkson took his wifes Baby aston in search of the missing items.
 
On the list:
-5 houses belonging to police officers
-a box of donuts
-the 2007 Manchester United team
-a 1987 Ford Bronco II
-the boot lid to a 1999 Ford Mondeo
-2 oranges
-a large pizza from Little Ceasers
-a Little Ceasers
-a 7/11 turned Kwik-e-Mart
-the keys to a 2005 Ford Fiesta
 
They spotted Wayne Rooney on the corner soliciting a prostitute, so they grabbed him and threw him in the trunk.
 
They then realised that there is no way on gods earth that a person could fit in the boot of an AMV8 so they had to go and hire a Trannie Van.
 
None were available
 
So Clarkson improvised and went to the ford dealership only the find the rest of the team buying orange Focus STs.
 
Deciding to be different (and to look smart) he took the Ford Mondeo; in a proper British racing green of course.
 
But managed to flip it going around the windy road there, so he got into the Capro T1, but it was the wrong way, so he had to do a 10 point turn on the narrow road to be in the right direction.
 
It would've taken longer, but after the cops came out, they found it easier to just pick up the car and turn it to face the correct direction.
 
So once they had set off, Clarkson driving and the team duct taped to the car, also holding on for dear life due to the awesome acceleration, they set off to find a donut shop.
 
On the way there, Clarskon saw May's luggage on the side of the street and taped it on too, but when he got to the donut shop, it had vanished. Something that made the police officers quite mad.
 
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