The Ultimate Fail Thread

[warden]

After abit of searching I didn't find just a general ultimate fail thread.
Mods, feel free to shitcan it if it's not right.

I'll start...
http://forums.probetalk.com/showthread.php?t=1701300629 .... Winnah

 

[gt1750]

Holy shit. That's gonna be hard to top... but then again, human stupidity has no limits.

 

[Polly]

ib4 dei

 

[syncview]

Holy shit. That's gonna be hard to top... but then again, human stupidity has no limits.

True and true.

 

[Pedrocas]

They're speed holes. That's right. It makes the bike go faster.

 

[MWF]

Good idea for a thread. I pondered it myself a few times but never got around to searching or starting it. Should be good for a few lulz.

Could it perhaps be renamed the Darwin Candidates thread?

 

[toma_alimosh]

Good idea for a thread. I pondered it myself a few times but never got around to searching or starting it. Should be good for a few lulz.

Could it perhaps be renamed the Darwin Candidates thread?

Well, not all of these fails may put the failure in mortal danger, though, like the first example. So I think it's better to keep it as a "Fail" thread. It will encompass much more embarrassment that way

 

[frankiess]

A misplanned drilling? Ultimate fail?

Or is it a case of overinflating the word epic to proportions of having to be replaced with the word ultimate, even if the fail was a relatively minor one, albeit resulting in an annoying fault?

Has the internet run out of content again?

 

[calvinhobbes]

Things I Learn From My Patients

That's pages upon pages of stories from doctors and medical personnel - don't read them if you're very squeamish.

 

[Polly]

Things I Learn From My Patients

That's pages upon pages of stories from doctors and medical personnel - don't read them if you're very squeamish.

#6 Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.

chr chr chr

 

[calvinhobbes]

chr chr chr

:lol: That thread gets a whole lot weirder than that. Essentially, it continuously proves Rule 36.

 

[RdKetchup]

:lol: That thread gets a whole lot weirder than that. Essentially, it continuously proves Rule 36.

I knew about rule 34, didn't about 36. Now I do.

 

[Blackout89]

Things I Learn From My Patients

That's pages upon pages of stories from doctors and medical personnel - don't read them if you're very squeamish.

When attempting a self-circumcision do not use dry ice to numb the area... and when the dry ice sticks to the... a.... area, do not attempt to remove the ice with boiling water.

OH LAWD

 

[Ilpav]

Things I Learn From My Patients

That's pages upon pages of stories from doctors and medical personnel - don't read them if you're very squeamish.

3) Don't swerve your Suzuki Samari to avoid hitting a squirrel in the middle of the road.

A lesson for a certain Slovenian member on here?

 

[IceBone]

Hey, squirveevols are toast. A full sized buck is another thing.

 

[calvinhobbes]

I see that I've ruined several people's productivity.

Success!

 

[MWF]

Bump!

Footballist fail.....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sp...-Ramos-drops-Copa-del-Rey-trophy-off-bus.html

 

[Cobol74]

Alonso driving the bus?

 

[MWF]

And as if being a sparkly gay vampire wasn't enough....... :lol:

 

[Blind_Io]

The two most common phobias are clowns and public speaking.