The 'Unexpected Consequences Of Zero Gravity' game

[Cryptopygia]

In zero gravity, the Man with the Gravity Gun would be king.

In that case...

All hail his royal highness, King Freeman I.

 

[Susurrate]

In zero gravity the expression "How's it hanging?" would become obsolete.

 

[Labcoatguy]

Portal: Zero G.

Imagine that, and remember I came up with it first!

 

[Matt2000]

Portal: Zero G.

Imagine that, and remember I came up with it first!

Yeah but that would spoil all the backwards gravity fun.

In zero gravity, speedy thing goes in, comes out and is always speedy unless a force is applied in the opposite direction. In which case the speedy is decreased considerablyz.

 

[Crazyjeeper]

Yeah but that would spoil all the backwards gravity fun.

In zero gravity, speedy thing goes in, comes out and is always speedy unless a force is applied in the opposite direction. In which case the speedy is decreased considerablyz.

Its zero grav, not a vaccum

Oh, um, sitting at my desk would require a ratchet strap.

 

[Timbits93]

In Zero Gravity,
People wanting to hang themselves wouldn't work anymore.

 

[NecroJoe]

In Zero Gravity,
People wanting to hang themselves wouldn't work anymore.

Sure...again, the solution is bungie cords, attached to the opposite wall as the rope attached to your neck.

I have a feeling though, that with increased use of bungie, anything that would normally be gentle or controlled with gravity would be violently over-compensated-for with bungie, and it could only end in slaughter.

And you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter."

 

[LP]

I can't believe no-one has mentioned this yet:

In zero gravity, gravity would be 0.

 

[KaJuN]

In zero gravity a sneeze would be like having a jet pack.

 

[vikiradTG2007]

In zero gravity, a F1 car would float away if it wasn't moving at more than 10 kph.

 

[Labcoatguy]

If you sneezed and farted at the same time, you'd end up bodyflipping. If you merely sneezed and pissed, you could propel...well, assuming you got the thrust ratios right.

 

[Matt2000]

In zero gravity, James Bond's Martini would float into his face and burn it off.

 

[LP]

In g = 0, jump roping would be renamed "cya".

 

[Cryptopygia]

In zero gravity, Indiana Jones cannot swing from his whip.

 

[thevictor390]

In zero gravity, you could kill a room full of people with a water hose.

 

[colddayin-hell]

In zero gravity, Scaramanga would be fucked.

Anybody know why?