The Uxbridge English Dictionary - Share your Daffynitions Here

[MWF]

Some of you may have heard of the BBC Radio 4 comedy show "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue" (The Antidote to Panel Games) and I know others are fans of wordplay, puns and the like.

One of the rounds on the show features the panel member's suggestions for additions to the Uxbridge (shithole in Middlesex) rather than Oxbridge (portmanteau of Oxford and Cambridge) English Dictionary. You may also know these as "daffynitions".

Every now and then one pops in to my head and I thought it would make a fun thread. Any word is acceptable, including proper nouns.

Here are my three most recent ones to get the thread started.

Antwerp A idiot.

antidote public's girlfriend.

Icklesham Not really a dwarf.

 

[MWF]

thoroughbred your homie who has Asperger's

 

[MWF]

Unisex What I did before graduation.

 

[MWF]

Bisexual A regular brothel visitor.

Dwarf A dock in Ireland.

Currant Up to date raisin.

Share A wig you shouldn't talk about.

 

[Vette Boss]

Petrolhead Individual with a jerry can for a head.

Petrosexual Individual who expresses love for an automobile.

 

[NecroJoe]

Breadth: your breath after eating a sandwich or toast

Eel: the noise you make when you see an eel.

 

[Labcoatguy]

Datsun: an admiration of sunlight.

 

[NecroJoe]

Shampoo:

 

[MWF]

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